Tell me your secrets!

38) I want Tevez to come to Barca.

37) Is it possible to have every member of FC Barcelona inside my vagina at one time?!

36) My friend actually believes that Barcelona won the World Cup.

35) Bojan doing the ‘gun-shooting’ celebration changed my life.

34) I am seriously reduced to tears when I think about Xavi, Iniesta, and Puyol retiring one day. It will be a very hard adjustment for me, it’s hard for me now to picture the team without them.

33) Barcelona will not be the same without Puyi

32) Sometimes, I just watch highlights of El Clasico, to see where we went wrong. I watch it in my Real Madrid shirt, and I wish that we played like Barca did.

31) David Villa is like a little cake made out of Soul-patches and Lionel Messi’s jizz.

30) Is it just me or is Pep Guardiola getting more frail?

29) It annoys me when everyone forgets about Pedro because Villa and Messi are so amazing next to him.